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it's a very special day!

mansansfear wrote in goshdarnspam Jul 19, 2011 22:07

You guys... today was a very special day and it almost went by without being celebrated...

IT'S IOLA'S BIRTHDAY!!!

You know what that means! Spam her with .gifs and hideous treasures aplenty! Happy 19th birthday, Iola!

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oh uh

pinkdoombubble wrote in goshdarnspam Jun 28, 2011 22:29

so it was my birthday today

i turned 18

you can spam here if you like

or not, whatever, the internet's a free country

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birthdays are serious business

hotforbabyleg wrote in goshdarnspam Feb 02, 2011 03:57

Okay, guys! Before I go to bed, or more accurately pass out, there is one very important thing to announce to the community at large.

Wait for it.

Wait for it some more.

Keep waiting for it.

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OH SNAP YOU GUYS

microwavemutant wrote in goshdarnspam Jan 01, 2011 00:07

Not only is it the start of a brand new year, but today is also a very special day...
( THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT YOU GUYS OMG )

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bwhahahabeck wrote in goshdarnspam Nov 27, 2010 13:38

hey guys

hey guys

guess what?

IT'S GREER'S BIRTHDAY

that's right, the bad ass chick who gave us iron fist's rock hard abs

shower her with gay sex and love

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Hey you guys guess what...

mansansfear wrote in goshdarnspam Oct 05, 2010 00:02

IT'S STACEY'S BIRTHDAY!!!

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i'm bored let's do a meme

mansansfear wrote in goshdarnspam Sep 08, 2010 17:45

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